Sometimes you just gotta go.
On the drives I like to take, public restrooms aren't all that common. Kinda scarce.
When you do find a place to go, something else is often found to be scarce: toilet
paper.
When you do find a place to go, something else is often found to be scarce: toilet
paper.
What kind of rotten, soulless, reprobate, rat-bastard steals toilet paper, for crissakes?
Well, I dunno, and I agree there should be a special place in hell for people who
steal toilet paper from public rest areas, right alongside people who steal bicycles
or shoot their neighbor's dog. Regardless of how TP disappears, the fact remains;
a lot of times, places were you can go, when you gotta go, may not have toilet paper.
steal toilet paper from public rest areas, right alongside people who steal bicycles
or shoot their neighbor's dog. Regardless of how TP disappears, the fact remains;
a lot of times, places were you can go, when you gotta go, may not have toilet paper.
What to do?
Simple. You bring some along. Just in case.
Enter "Tushues".
Sue brought some Tushues home from a craft show. Cute name. I thought it was a joke.
It's not.
Tushues is a 50-sheet roll of TP in a handy, clear plastic carrying case that doubles
as a dispenser. Just what you need, when you need it.
I've thought about putting together a "Road Kit" - a bag of items to carry in the
car for the various predicaments that inevitably arise and having some TP in the
kit is a must. Tushues are the way to go.
car for the various predicaments that inevitably arise and having some TP in the
kit is a must. Tushues are the way to go.
They might also come in handy if you slam the door, hood, or trunk lid on someone's
fingers, or if someone's dog or a raccoon poops on the passenger seat, or you have
to TP someone's rose bush.
fingers, or if someone's dog or a raccoon poops on the passenger seat, or you have
to TP someone's rose bush.
Having Tushues in the car may inbue you with such obvious confidence that upon encountering
a less well-prepared motorist, they'll ask .....
a less well-prepared motorist, they'll ask .....
Dude, would you have some TP on you?
Chi....errr....women.... yeah, women will dig you.
You can get it here:
They sell a six-pack of Tushues for $8.95. About the same as beer, but a LOT more
valuable in certain, desperate situations.
valuable in certain, desperate situations.
Be first first kid in the car club ......
Disclaimer
In case you are wondering, I am not employed, or compensated, by anyone,
or anything, that is in any way affiliated with the Tushues brand.
So there.
In case you are wondering, I am not employed, or compensated, by anyone,
or anything, that is in any way affiliated with the Tushues brand.
So there.
